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→Seol 37: Elves don't poo
Oct. 5th, 2009 01:32 amThese people.
I got teased for eating three pumpkins' worth of baked pumpkin last night. I don't think it's that strange; I'm 68 after all, I'm still going to be growing for a few decades. But Ms.(?) DeVroe and Tiddia ended up getting into an argument about the symptoms of intestinal parasites (ugh! ugh!) and then I was asked if elves defecate.
What the fel kind of question is that?
And then this morning when I was going out, I couldn't escape this feeling of being watched.
Help me, Light, and preserve me against scary human females.
I got teased for eating three pumpkins' worth of baked pumpkin last night. I don't think it's that strange; I'm 68 after all, I'm still going to be growing for a few decades. But Ms.(?) DeVroe and Tiddia ended up getting into an argument about the symptoms of intestinal parasites (ugh! ugh!) and then I was asked if elves defecate.
What the fel kind of question is that?
And then this morning when I was going out, I couldn't escape this feeling of being watched.
Help me, Light, and preserve me against scary human females.